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My favourite way for people to say “I don’t mind that you’re gay.”

"I have a ______ (fill in random friend/family member/someone) who is gay."

I just want to say, “Oh, that’s nice. Now that you know I’m gay and you KNOW someone gay we’re forever bonded.”

WTF EVER!!!

Filed under annoyed probably sounds stupid but oh well

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ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

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standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

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stem-cell:

rosalarian:

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nortonism:

The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…

YES.

Girls don’t let anyone tell you loving yourself is vanity.

“You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure.” ― John Berger, Ways of Seeing

stem-cell:

rosalarian:

pourquoi-nutmeg:

nortonism:

The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…

YES.

Girls don’t let anyone tell you loving yourself is vanity.

“You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure.” ― John Berger, Ways of Seeing

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HELP!!!

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I don’t usually do this, but this isn’t for me actually. One of our local rescues, the Stray Animal Adoption Program, is running dangerously low on puppy food and are about to run out. Right now, they are fostering 943 mommies with litters. This is a lot of little mouths to…

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